Buzzing Whack-a-Doodle
{4}
Artifact
As ~this~ enters, you and an opponent each secretly choose Whack or Doodle. Then those choices are revealed. If the choices match, ~this~ has that ability. Otherwise, it has Buzz.
* Whack -- {T}: Target player loses 2 life.
* Doodle -- {T}: You gain 3 life.
* Buzz -- {2}, {T}: Draw a card.