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Deranged Assistant
{1}{U}
Creature -- Human Wizard
1/1
{T}, Mill a card: Add {C}. (To mill a card, put the top card of your library into your graveyard.)

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Deranged Assistant Innistrad Remastered common Nils Hamm "Garl, adjust the slurry dispensers. Garl, fetch more corpses. Garl, quit crying and give me your brain tissue. If he doesn't stop being so rude, I'm quitting." {T}, Mill a card: Add {C}. (To mill a card, put the top card of your library into your graveyard.)
Deranged Assistant Commander Masters common Nils Hamm "Garl, adjust the slurry dispensers. Garl, fetch more corpses. Garl, quit crying and give me your brain tissue. If he doesn't stop being so rude, I'm quitting." {T}, Mill a card: Add {C}. <i>(To mill a card, put the top card of your library into your graveyard.)</i>
Deranged Assistant Double Masters 2022 common Nils Hamm "Garl, adjust the slurry dispensers. Garl, fetch more corpses. Garl, quit crying and give me your brain tissue. If he doesn't stop being so rude, I'm quitting." {T}, Mill a card: Add {C}.
Deranged Assistant Commander Legends common Nils Hamm "Garl, adjust the slurry dispensers. Garl, fetch more corpses. Garl, quit crying and give me your brain tissue. If he doesn't stop being so rude, I'm quitting." {T}, Mill a card: Add {C}. <i>(To mill a card, put the top card of your library into your graveyard.)</i>
Ultimate Masters common "Garl, adjust the slurry dispensers. Garl, fetch more corpses. Garl, quit crying and give me your brain tissue. If he doesn't stop being so rude, I'm quitting." {T}, Put the top card of your library into your graveyard: Add {C}.
Innistrad common Nils Hamm "Garl, adjust the slurry dispensers. Garl, fetch more corpses. Garl, quit crying and give me your brain tissue. If he doesn't stop being so rude, I'm quitting." {T}, Put the top card of your library into your graveyard: Add {1} to your mana pool.

Abilities (click to find cards with that ability):
Add {C} (351)
{T}, Put the top card of your library into your graveyard: {effect} (3)


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